Castle Overlook

***FUCK OFF TUESWFRP PLAYERS***

First up, WFRP1e is fucking great - barring the career system which needs some fixing.

This is a little patchy but whatever

Roll 1d20+number of rooms visited and just kinda riff off the contents, letting things slowly get worse. Speed it up by doubling the number-of-room count.

1-20 is normal

21-40 is eerie

41-60 is strange

61-80 is weird

81+ is CHAOS

d20+rooms	Purpose
1	Guest bedroom
2	Guest bedroom
3	kitchen
4	kitchen
5	privy
6	dining hall
7	storeroom
8	dining hall
9	servants room
10	servants room
11	study
12	studio
13	barracks
14	library
15	library
16	storeroom
17	wardrobe
18	barracks
19	servants mess
20	great hall
21	greenhouse
22	childs room
23	chapel to no god at all
24	cell, sign of recent use - bed is a mess
25	apothecary
26	armoury, but all weapons subtly blunted and bent
27	room of mirrors
28	death-mask room - all of them seem in slight pain
29	single book detailing the current activities of Guy
30	single book detailing the current activities of Harvey Boatman
31	potraiture of the Emperor, with subtle deformities
32	family tree with many many connections to witches - if researched
33	collection of disparate diaries and logbooks and journals - victims
34	kitchen of rotten food
35	ballroom, but the orchestra pit is full of broken instruments
36	altar of sigmar, reversed
37	altar of taal, built of city goods
38	suit of armour in traditional style - full of rodents and insects
39	completely empty, bare of all ornamentation
40	servants quarters - but all bed clothes are under the beds, like they sleep there
41	torture chamber
42	surgery, all the tools blunt and cruel
43	horrendously overgrown greenhouse, signs of tending
44	jars of human hair line the walls
45	blackened crib
46	indoor pool, stained wine-red, surrounded by bottle of wine
47	collection of fabrics, patternless, and a box of blindfolds
48	just full of classically styled statues in mildly lewd poses
49	two legged dog with wheels endlessly circling the room
50	glass display cabinents full of murder weapons and marital aids
51	huge amount of drug paraphanelia and substances
52	mummified horse limbs
53	single servant in empty room, unable or unwilling to acknowledge your presence
54	dogs suspended on hooks, alive, silent, pleading….
55	iron maiden in room of overstuffed sofas and opulent cushions
56	BDSM torture chamber - but medieval and such
57	abandoned wedding reception, rotten bouqets
58	seemingly endless chains hang from the ceiling
59	bathtub with bloodstains to the brim
60	room entirely stripped down to the stone - signs of endless scratching
61	lab of glass specimen jars, all pickled foetuses and organs plucked
62	portraiture of the Emperor as a horrendous mutant
63	open casket empty, yet flowers are scattered
64	stuffed manticore , sign of wear on back
65	witchblood paintings
66	whale skeleton set into the walls themselves, bones scrimshaw'd
67	gibbet hanging from the centre of the room
68	ballroom full of skeletons, posed as dancers
69	human trophy room
70	human trophy room
71	human trophy room
72	human trophy room
73	suits of armour rent apart, posed mannekins having struck them down, bones within the armour
74	wicker cage, open, inviting
75	room of man-traps, all yawning wide, teeth aglint, stained brown from previous feasts
76	seemingly the front entrance - but how?
77	master bedroom - skin quilts, bone furniture, unknowable sensual furs
78	dark grimoires form an inpenetrable wall - all detail the readers death
79	sacrifical altar with all implements
80	jackson pollock but used to be human
81	pool of mixed in/human fluids, full of the damned cavorting
82	walls of screaming, pleading faces
83	pleasure-pit of wailing unfortunates and their whooping tormentors
84	the nightmare sea
85	a huge eye growing pseudopods, grasping for you
86	gullet of a warping-melting gential faced monstrosity pleading
87	walls are all pulsating slugflesh oozing and horrendous
88	figures impaled on phallic spikes writhing in ectatsy
89	tree has impaled them and grown into them, they feed off it's drug-sap thankful
90	mawed portal to the Ouside of the House
91	mawed portal to the Ouside of the House
92	mawed portal to the Ouside of the House
93	mawed portal to the Ouside of the House
94	writhing dancing pillar of meat made of loved ones, victims, eternal pleasure and agony
95	endlessly falling waterfall of flesh sensual and awful and utterly rotten
96	long chamber filled with procession of blasphemous monks - all are one, bound by endless vermicular tendrils sprouting from robe face, sleeves, tangled
97	people being cut down into the smallest organs and strands and rebuilt as new creatures, aware in pain moaning in ultimate pleasure divine blasphemy
98	room of half-people frozen in spotless ivory, all possible emotions and configurations can be found amongst the tangle of still figures
99	no-light area, antithesis of sight, all sensation is heightened to near inhuman levels - the ultimate hunting ground
100+	HEART OF THE HOUSE

obviously I didn't call it castle overlook in the game I'm not that much of a hack

yet