Tuesday, 6 November 2018

Castle Overlook

***FUCK OFF TUESWFRP PLAYERS***

First up, WFRP1e is fucking great - barring the career system which needs some fixing.

This is a little patchy but whatever

Roll 1d20+number of rooms visited and just kinda riff off the contents, letting things slowly get worse. Speed it up by doubling the number-of-room count.

1-20 is normal
21-40 is eerie
41-60 is strange
61-80 is weird
81+ is CHAOS

d20+rooms
Purpose
1
Guest bedroom
2
Guest bedroom
3
kitchen
4
kitchen
5
privy
6
dining hall
7
storeroom
8
dining hall
9
servants room
10
servants room
11
study
12
studio
13
barracks
14
library
15
library
16
storeroom
17
wardrobe
18
barracks
19
servants mess
20
great hall
21
greenhouse
22
childs room
23
chapel to no god at all
24
cell, sign of recent use - bed is a mess
25
apothecary
26
armoury, but all weapons subtly blunted and bent
27
room of mirrors
28
death-mask room - all of them seem in slight pain
29
single book detailing the current activities of Guy
30
single book detailing the current activities of Harvey Boatman
31
potraiture of the Emperor, with subtle deformities
32
family tree with many many connections to witches - if researched
33
collection of disparate diaries and logbooks and journals - victims
34
kitchen of rotten food
35
ballroom, but the orchestra pit is full of broken instruments
36
altar of sigmar, reversed
37
altar of taal, built of city goods
38
suit of armour in traditional style - full of rodents and insects
39
completely empty, bare of all ornamentation
40
servants quarters - but all bed clothes are under the beds, like they sleep there
41
torture chamber
42
surgery, all the tools blunt and cruel
43
horrendously overgrown greenhouse, signs of tending
44
jars of human hair line the walls
45
blackened crib
46
indoor pool, stained wine-red, surrounded by bottle of wine
47
collection of fabrics, patternless, and a box of blindfolds
48
just full of classically styled statues in mildly lewd poses
49
two legged dog with wheels endlessly circling the room
50
glass display cabinents full of murder weapons and marital aids
51
huge amount of drug paraphanelia and substances
52
mummified horse limbs
53
single servant in empty room, unable or unwilling to acknowledge your presence
54
dogs suspended on hooks, alive, silent, pleading….
55
iron maiden in room of overstuffed sofas and opulent cushions
56
BDSM torture chamber - but medieval and such
57
abandoned wedding reception, rotten bouqets
58
seemingly endless chains hang from the ceiling
59
bathtub with bloodstains to the brim
60
room entirely stripped down to the stone - signs of endless scratching
61
lab of glass specimen jars, all pickled foetuses and organs plucked
62
portraiture of the Emperor as a horrendous mutant
63
open casket empty, yet flowers are scattered
64
stuffed manticore , sign of wear on back
65
witchblood paintings
66
whale skeleton set into the walls themselves, bones scrimshaw'd
67
gibbet hanging from the centre of the room
68
ballroom full of skeletons, posed as dancers
69
human trophy room
70
human trophy room
71
human trophy room
72
human trophy room
73
suits of armour rent apart, posed mannekins having struck them down, bones within the armour
74
wicker cage, open, inviting
75
room of man-traps, all yawning wide, teeth aglint, stained brown from previous feasts
76
seemingly the front entrance - but how?
77
master bedroom - skin quilts, bone furniture, unknowable sensual furs
78
dark grimoires form an inpenetrable wall - all detail the readers death
79
sacrifical altar with all implements
80
jackson pollock but used to be human
81
pool of mixed in/human fluids, full of the damned cavorting
82
walls of screaming, pleading faces
83
pleasure-pit of wailing unfortunates and their whooping tormentors
84
the nightmare sea
85
a huge eye growing pseudopods, grasping for you
86
gullet of a warping-melting gential faced monstrosity pleading
87
walls are all pulsating slugflesh oozing and horrendous
88
figures impaled on phallic spikes writhing in ectatsy
89
tree has impaled them and grown into them, they feed off it's drug-sap thankful
90
mawed portal to the Ouside of the House
91
mawed portal to the Ouside of the House
92
mawed portal to the Ouside of the House
93
mawed portal to the Ouside of the House
94
writhing dancing pillar of meat made of loved ones, victims, eternal pleasure and agony
95
endlessly falling waterfall of flesh sensual and awful and utterly rotten
96
long chamber filled with procession of blasphemous monks - all are one, bound by endless vermicular tendrils sprouting from robe face, sleeves, tangled
97
people being cut down into the smallest organs and strands and rebuilt as new creatures, aware in pain moaning in ultimate pleasure divine blasphemy
98
room of half-people frozen in spotless ivory, all possible emotions and configurations can be found amongst the tangle of still figures
99
no-light area, antithesis of sight, all sensation is heightened to near inhuman levels - the ultimate hunting ground
                     100+
HEART OF THE HOUSE

obviously I didn't call it castle overlook in the game I'm not that much of a hack

yet

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